Pirates Are Shit

“King… King Randolph…”

When Yev heard this, he lowered his head and said in a low voice, “It’s impossible. The king has always been good to us.”

“Is it really that good?”

David said, “I have learned about your country, the Fruit Kingdom, which has your specialties all over the world. Your king, Randolph, has made a lot of money because of business, but you still live in a wood-based building made of stone. You can develop it into a country like Dressrosa, but you still live a primitive life. It’s fine if you want to develop it together, but I have heard in some places that your king splurges and buys real estate everywhere. Even the largest entertainment city, Gran Tezolo, is a member.”

“You can live a better life. Obviously, you can get rid of that so-called primitive flavor, as long as your king can dig a little out of that rich money. But he doesn’t. You still live in primitive and backward places. Even your clothes are mostly made of grass and grass, and your king only wears that grass and grass suit when he is inside the island. Once he goes out, he is more luxurious than anyone.”

“Using your labor to satisfy his selfish desires. Such a king is just born in a rich place. If he was in a poor place, what would he be like? Just like now, in order to protect his status, he slaughtered the village and made you arouse your resistance against me, thus delaying Dressrosa’s ideal of ‘unifying the world’. It also made you lose the opportunity to obtain the ‘unified world’ civilization with us!”

“Such a person, such a so-called king, what is there to be good to you, what is there for you to serve? You are just his invisible slaves!!”

David’s words were so loud that the soldiers were stunned and fell into deep doubt.

“No, it can’t be…”

Yev murmured, “No, Randolph is a good king…”

They had never thought of such a thing. King Randolph had always been a gentle and good king in their hearts.

“I’ve been to the ‘Fruit Domain’. King Randolph is not like what you said. He will see who is sick in person. He will go to see them when they are in trouble. From time to time, he will give a speech and tell us how much this country gives and how proud we are. He is a good king… We are the ones who let him down. We actually want to surrender and ignore King Randolph’s feelings,” Jev said.

“So… did he do anything practical?” David said lightly, which made Jevy freeze as if he had been struck by lightning.

substantive action?

Yev’s eyes gradually widened, and his memory of their King Randolph gradually returned.

Our compatriots are sick. King Randolph went to see, but… it seems that he only went to see.

His compatriot was in trouble. When he was picking fruits on the tree, he was attacked by a snake and the poison invaded his body. Although he was saved in the end, he lost a leg and a hand. King Randolph went to comfort him and it seemed that he was just comforting him. In the end, that person was still the same.

David closed his eyes and sighed. “If he’s just a subject like you, there’s no problem with verbal condolences, but as a king, as the master of the country, shouldn’t he do something substantive? If I’m your king, then I’ll compensate him if he’s injured because of work. Because he works for the country, I have the responsibility to take care of him.”

“Verbal words are the most ineffective. Master said that it depends on how he does it, not how he says it. No matter how beautiful he says it, it is useless for him to do it.”

Wilbur opened the Book of Justice again and nodded. “From the first page, section 18, Mr. Kuro said: ‘Don’t look at what he says, it depends on what he does.'”

“It could also be a pirate…” Although Jev said so, his face was extremely pale.

“Pirates? Pirates can’t do this kind of thing. This is the jurisdiction of G-3. Are you questioning the power of the G-3 Navy?”

David sneered. “Besides, pirates can’t do that kind of thing. You know it best, don’t you? It’s just pirates. All they want is treasure, and this kind of indiscriminate killing, if it’s really done by pirates, pirates with that kind of personality will definitely leave their lives and not sneak around. Just like Master said, pirates are shit, that kind of smelly existence, if it really stinks, they will try to prove how smelly they are, instead of being nameless.”

Wilbur nodded again. “From page two, verse one. Mr. Kuro said: [Pirates are shit].”

Then, he looked excited. “I see. Is that the explanation? I have never understood the meaning of this. I just think that Mr. Kuro is looking down on pirates. David has a new understanding!”

“Pirates are shit, so they stink, but the more smelly they are, the more they have to prove their existence, so the real meaning of this sentence is that pirates are some guys who try hard to show their existence. They are traceable and smellable, not produced for no reason! This is connected with the sentence [Pirates will not disappear] on the second page and the third verse, which shows the inevitability of pirates, and of course proves that our Marine must exist!”

“Oh! I see. It’s easy to understand!” Kaz was also excited. “Is that what it means? Pirates are the excrement of the world, and Marines are the scavengers? All we have to do is eliminate these odors and let the world return to its normal sense of smell and stop suffering from these feces.”

“Yes, Cass! Look, I told you, how can someone who speaks to ‘Justice Quotations’ be a bad person!” Wilbur shouted.

# One

Donald was speechless.

Although he also thinks that some of Vice-Admiral Kuro’s words are very reasonable and sometimes he sounds a little excited, are some words really necessary to remember?

If he remembered correctly, this was just Vice-Admiral Kuro’s complaint…

Wouldn’t it be inappropriate to write everything down?

But soon he shook his head. Perhaps this is why these two are appreciated by Vice-Admiral Kuro. There are still many things for me to learn.

Perhaps when he figured it out, he could become a person like Colonel Kaz and Colonel Wilbur, closer to Vice-Admiral Kuro. Perhaps he would understand Vice-Admiral Kuro’s words and deeds, and he would study the martial arts of ‘Force’ more thoroughly.

Just waving the gun doesn’t increase much.

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