The Discarded, Half-Eaten Apple Core New Life. An OP Dungeon Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG.

The Discarded, Half-Eaten Apple Core New Life. An OP Dungeon Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG.
SUMMARY
The world ended. Bam! The Apocalypse opened the gates of Hell, demons killed everyone. Including me. But I got a second chance of life. Though it was as an apple. Which was eaten by a starving survivor, not that I fault them. But to toss my half-eaten core into a landfill?
To add insult to injury, an earthquake brought the landfill and everything in it a mile underneath the earth. I guess I'm not in uncharted waters, because good luck finding any nearby.
Not that it would matter. I am pretty sure the apple I was reincarnated as was a GMO hybrid whose potential to germinate was as stunted as the empathy of a corporation CEO. So there's that. Also, no sunlight.
** DING **
SYSTEM INITIATION!
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Chapter list
- You activated my Trap Card! I Cast Summon Bigger (jelly) Fish. And only bones shall remain!
- Doki-Doki Power! Super Puririn Magical Princess Tranformation! Bloom! Apple Blossom Princess Mode!
- It's time to change the genre (again). Now its a Princess Rearing Social Sim!
- Raindrops keep failing on my head. But that doesn't mean... something.
- All shall bow to their new God! Or have a one-on-one with an angry Valkyrie. Choose.
- Don't say you weren't warned!
- Such is reality. Yesterday's boss is today's random encounter.
- Quantum Conundrum
- Rescues Washington DC / Unless something better's on TV
- Visit Scenic Post-Apocalyptic New York. The Best Place to Touch Grass!
- In Soviet New York Grass Touches You. From the inside out. Yikes.
- Physics-Chan favors this one!
- Now Reciting: Reconciliation by Walt Whitman.
- When Immortal Slaughter fails... time travel is not an option. At least not here. Deal with it.
- The Apocalypse after the Apocalypse the one your Four Horsemen wished your Armageddon smelled like.
- Once A Jolly Swagger Apple Camped by a Billabong.
- We are based out of the back of Bourke but she'll be Apples mate.
- Wait. I think I know these people from somewhere... It's on the tip of my tongue...
- I Hate to Admit it but Marshall was Right.
- Instant Wonder: Add "quantum" as a Prefix.
- You load 16 tons* / and what do you get? / Another day older / and demons be dead.
- Mecha vs Dragon Part 1 — Rumble: First Blood
- Now Playing: Giant Robot Love ft. Daffy Duck.
- What? The Discarded Half-Eaten Apple Core is Evolving?
- Power Overwhelming!
- STONKS!
- Additional Supply Depots Required.
- The RECAP episode you (probably don't) deserve and not the one you need right now.
- Marvelous Magical Extinction Reversal Bingo and a Suspicious Easel Crossover.
- Legendary Fixtures? More Like Legendary F***ups!
- Eternal Ground Pounding and the Third Apocalypse.
- How to Kite your Boss
- Khardashev Type 1 Dungeon
- Martian Antimatter Diplomacy — So Long and Thanks for all the Chips.
- Epilogue: Cyber-Dryad Mark I
- Epilogue II: Astral Ignition — Spreading the Love
- ANNEX I: Sanity-Preserving Glossary